Umm.. anyone care to tell me where the "doesn't give a rat's ass" club is?
8. Everything happens for a reason
If there is conclusive evidence like the butterfly effect (i.e. a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane in another part of the world).. Call me.
9. Boys will be boys
Please do not use that as an excuse to justify your failure as a parent. Slap your sons when they are shitty little a-holes. It works wonders
