Re: Things We Learned From Bollywood In 2016
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:12 pm
Don't sign Pakistani actors for Indian movies!
Unless you want to dole out a hefty donation of Rs 5 crore and include a bizarre disclaimer at the beginning of your film like Karan Johar to ensure Ae Dil Hai Mushkil's peaceful release or brown-nose a undemocratic politician like Shah Rukh Khan to safeguard his home production Raees.
Weight is the key to success
Whether you put it on in heaps like Aamir Khan as part of his preparation to play a Haryanvi wrestler in Dangal or shed it by the kilo to sizzle in item songs like Parineeti Chopra in Dishoom.
Unless you want to dole out a hefty donation of Rs 5 crore and include a bizarre disclaimer at the beginning of your film like Karan Johar to ensure Ae Dil Hai Mushkil's peaceful release or brown-nose a undemocratic politician like Shah Rukh Khan to safeguard his home production Raees.
Weight is the key to success
Whether you put it on in heaps like Aamir Khan as part of his preparation to play a Haryanvi wrestler in Dangal or shed it by the kilo to sizzle in item songs like Parineeti Chopra in Dishoom.