1. No nightstand? No problem
2. Manuals are for suckers
3. What do you mean "BUY a baby seat"?
4. Don't call the plumber, I got this.
5. TV in bed
6. Honey, I installed that extra light switch you wanted
7. Why fork over money for a new handle?
8. Extreme swinging
9. Bunk beds are for kids. Bunk sofas, on the other hand...
10. You've got mail!