That way, nobody gets to judge you. You – 1, Others – 0
11. You’re a pain in queues
You take your sweet time to decide, while the people behind you shout – ‘Today sir, today!’
12. You end up ordering the same thing. AGAIN!
Even though you took 20 minutes to study the menu, you ordered a Pizza. Again. Because, it’s your favourite and you realised that only after 20 minutes.