To begin with, an invitation to a party itself should be news to you. But once you are there (after having debated with yourself for hours) your presence, or the lack of it is almost insignificant after the customary greeting!
Come on, even you know you deserve more than being waived off for not being interesting enough.
3. No social media points for you.
Your Facebook timeline is as empty as your life! There isn't anything happening in your virtual world either, while there are those who will give you every detail of every waking minute they have spent having a ball.
Well, I know it's not like your life depends on social media presence, but come on you Neandertal, world survives on that now!