1. Don't get one because your face will look like a mascot for unwanted hair removal cream.
Left: The face of Veet. Right: Madhavan
2. Don't get one because you'll end up looking like G.I.Joe merchandise.
Left: A midget G.I.Joe. Right: Aamir Khan
3. Don't get one because you might end up looking like a blown up sex doll.
Right: Blown up sex doll. Left: Mr. Bean/Rowan Atkinson
4. Don't get one because you don't want to be the creep with pearly whites.
Left: Creepy guy with pearly whites. Right: Jimmy Fallon
5. Don't get one because if you're incredibly beautiful, you'll just end up looking like a Barbie doll made in Vietnam.
Left: Vietnamese Barbie doll. Right: Katrina Kaif
6. Don't get one because one freak like Jim Carrey is enough for the world.
Left: Green freak. Right: Jim Carrey
7. Don't get one because your hair will end up looking like a thin sheet of Velcro.
Left: Weird wax figure with Velcro hair. Right: Very cool David Beckham.
8. Don't get one because even if you're the biggest superstar, your hair will end up looking like an oiled up horse's tail.
Left: Superstar Shahrukh Khan. Right: Weird wax figure with horse hair.
9. Don't get one because you'll end up looking like the person Frankenstein lost his virginity to.
Left: Weird midget monster. Right: Marilyn Monroe
10. Don't get one because no matter how famous you are, you'll end up looking like a Tamilian who just hit puberty.
Left: 14 year old Tamilian brahmin. Right: Black Michael Jackson.
Or maybe you should get one because the wax might just be a less annoying version of you.
Left: Kareena Kapoor. Right: A better version of Kareena Kapoor.