1. Bullied by a goose

2. What an ironic pigeon!

3. What cruel revenge!

4. The reason why you should never leave your drinks unattended

5. No need to prove the statement right away, you silly bird

6. This bird sits and stares at itself in the mirror all workday and poops on this poor car

7. 'I just want to check what's in that interesting bowl'

8. This bird is the very image of utter rudeness, how did this even happen?

9. I really doubt that bird paid for those snacks

10. 'Let me help you with your shoes, mister'
