1. That Wish Is MINE

Exactly 27 years ago, my mom took the perfect picture of me and my sister. Some things never change.
2. So Cruel
My little brother is an asshole.

3. Next Time, Learn to Stash Your Food (click on the right arrow)

4. Yar Har Har

Had my leg amputated and my brother shows up to the hospital dressed as a pirate
5. The Struggle Is Real

6. And the New World Wrestling Champion Is…
"Play fighting"

7. That Is So Thoughtful
We always get each other ironic gifts, my little sister killed it this year: batteries not included

8. Can’t Take Yourself Too Seriously Around Siblings

9. Does He Even Need a Reason?
My brother mailed me a potato again
