1. English grammar can be hard
Wow I really didn't think the send would be successed, phew!

2. And what am I supposed to do with this information?
Absolutely.

3. When you can’t tell the toilet from the post office
Ladies and MALEMAN

4. Why have drinking fountains when you can have drinking pools?
Who needs fountains?

5. Way too deep for me
We must trust to divine providence, kind sir.
