1. No nightstand? No problem

2. Manuals are for suckers

3. What do you mean "BUY a baby seat"?

4. Don't call the plumber, I got this.

5. TV in bed

6. Honey, I installed that extra light switch you wanted

7. Why fork over money for a new handle?

8. Extreme swinging

9. Bunk beds are for kids. Bunk sofas, on the other hand...

10. You've got mail!
